Book DnB Santa
Business and organisation visits, from £495: already got a party or entertainment? Santa turns up, says hello, walks the room, says a few words to the crowd and gets the group photos. He can hand out awards or presents too, with your helpers passing them round. No disco needed. Optional extras: a short talk on music, love, dance and communication, or the drum and bass disco in a box.
School assemblies: the children sit together, Santa tells a story, has a laugh, one group photo, and he's off. Teachers stay in charge. No sitting on knees and no queue for presents.
Real Santa, in person. No AI voices, no AI pictures. Enhanced DBS checked.
Send a booking enquiryWho Is DnB Santa?
Every December, Santa loads up on protein and carbs to bulk up for one impossible night — then spends Christmas Eve burning every last bit of it delivering presents around the world. It takes so much out of him that the whole rest of the year is recovery: eleven months travelling the world, watching out for kindness, teaching a bit of goodness where he can — and yes, clubbing, raving, and popping up wherever the party is. Come festival season he's back to his normal weight, ready to do it all again.
He's not the best DJ. He's not the best MC. He's the only DnB Santa.
Got a festival with a dead 10–15 minutes between acts?
That gap a warm-up DJ is filling anyway — that's DnB Santa's slot. A bit of dancing, a bit of MC'ing, a merry Christmas in July. Not a headline booking: a bit of Christmas spectacle for your festival or club night. Ask for a quote. Schools, assemblies and events: book DnB Santa here. Or get in touch: Signal or chris@chrisptee.co.uk.
Where's Santa Now?
Right now: getting ready for December. The diary's open and he's taking Christmas bookings, so now's the time to ask.
See where he's already been — and how it went, warts and all — on the road diary →
The honest bit
Father Christmas has been remade plenty of times already — a real bishop, tangled up with older midwinter folklore, then redrawn by a soft-drink advert into the suit everyone recognises now. There was never one true version to copy. So here's the honest one: DnB Santa is Chris P Tee — also Doc Strange, also just Chris. Same person, different room.
When it's free, it's whoever feels right that day — not a script, not a performance for anyone. When it's booked and paid for as an act, you get DnB Santa properly, played his way. Either way, nobody's being tricked. That's rather the point.